There are things that come easy to me. Mindfishing beeing one of them.

You just lay down, hold your breath for a minute or so, and a thought might pop up. Sometimes nothing happens and it leaves you just laying there looking stupid. That is why I call it fishing.

Have you heard of those guys who spend hours and hours trying to catch a fish, and when they finally get one, they let it go.
What do these guys think. They expect the fish to be greatfull, I guess.
What would you think if a giant gorilla catches you in the jungle and just when you think he is going to eat you up, he says: "Just kidding!" and then lets you go.
-Gee, what a nice gorilla, right!

This is called catch-and-release.
It is like eating farth. The smell is all you get. And that is one thing I will not try ever again.

Mindfishing has nothing to do with those catch-and-release guys. If you get a thought you hold on to it.

Don't you now go anywhere. I'll show you how it works. Have to hold my breath first.
Okay, ready?

If you start digging a really deep hole and keep digging until you can crawl all the way to China, the tempting idea would be seeing a smiling chinaman welcoming you to his world.
In real life that never happens, because people would smash your head with shovels and make up horror stories about scary ground people who probably  eat children.

Want another one? Here comes:

There are facts and there are things that people make up. Before the facts were proven to be facts, they must have been just things that people made up.

In the next chapter there is going to be some sex and violence. So, pay attention, kids!